Tuesday, February 26, 2008

i have the craziest life of anyone, even oj simpson.



this is my family. ten children, one stepmom, one glenbron dad, one south african brother-in-law, and twelve signs that are supposed to read happy holidays but dont, not even close. this is from our photo shoot at thanksgiving time. at about this time during the photo shoot, glen bron farted. it reeked. sammy the three year old wanted to know who diarrheaed in their pants. he kept trying to take off his shirt. he loves to be nude. stepmom tiffany kept telling us to stop saying the word fart. we kept saying it. glen bron's head was turning red from laughing. ben was trying to eat his sign. eli didnt want to show his braces. eli was wearing a purple shirt that he says he got from a thrift store but actually ordered online. madison kept screaming she hated her letter. i wanted more pumpkin pie. it was some of the happiest moments of my life.

I'm grateful for old and new families, for the merging of worlds, for four people that fell in love, two of them twice (try and figure that one out), for madison writing I HATE GLENN signs all over the house when tiff-tiff and glen-bron were dating and then getting really excited about them getting married when she got to wear heels to the wedding, and for what glenbron calls the world's best emotional insurance, because you have 12 other people to call on when you need someone to love you. maybe one day i will post the whole ridiculous story of my life, but you wouldn't believe it anyway.

2 comments:

Amanda said...

There's something incredibly insane and quite beautiful about your family. Hope, I think is what it is.

Monica said...

Um, I want to hear more...